Make them as your status updates of Facebook.
”The annoying Thing About Someone Breaking Your Heart Is the FACT That YOU still LOVE them”
Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her.
Girls who think ”A lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers ;)
No girl want to be with a guy that can’t let other girls know he’s taken.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman :)
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
The way he looked at her was the way all girls want to be looked at.
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
A real man treats his lady like a queen, and a real lady treats her man like a king.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Girls are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.
When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
I can never be sad when I’m around you.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Dear boys, Please suprise us and text us first? Love every girl.
“Success” all depends on the second letter.
My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
I’m the type of girl.. who will burst out laughin at that happend yesterday…
Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
Good Girls are made of sugar and spice… My girls are made of vodka and ice…
LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??
Telling a girl she’s hot is flattering but telling a girl she’s beautiful means so much more.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck.
Don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying, I am saving this girl for someone special.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
Girl crying: Ek question poora ghlt ho gya yaar. Boy dancing: yahoo Ik question to poora sahi ho gya yar
I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
Women are not to be figured out or understood. They are to be loved and accepted.
Scratch here -------------- to reveal my status
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side
Only 2 phrases can change a woman’s mood: “I Love You” & “50% Off” :)
Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
A smile is the most beautiful curve on a womans body.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
A woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to waer. 2. No room for all the clothes.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Girls can survive without a boyfriend but they can’t survive without a best friend.
With women the heart argues, Not the mind.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??
A girl needs a man with real intentions not a boy who can’t pay attention.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.
There are two ways to argue with a woman ………… And Neither works.
Only the boys have the super power of getting up at 09:25 a.m and readching the class at 09:30 a.m
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
The prettiest girls have an “A” in their name. :)
I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
A girl’s heart is like an ocean full of secrets.
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
if you want a boy to love you for a lifetime, love his heart not his money if you want a girl to love you for a lifetime, love her soul not her body…!!!
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Girls who have more guys as friends than girls, go through less depression and anxiety.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Women fall in love to stay in love forever. They don’t dump men unless they are lied to or cheated upon.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor
You and me make a wonderful WE
Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It’s just up to her to realize he’s the one..
Love is blind but loving people is not made ??
The greater your capacity to love, the greater your ability to feel the pain.
Born to express not to impress.
I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.
Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
Without ME, it’s just AWESOME.
Every girl wants a boy to be good just for her; every boy wants a girl to be bad just for him.
I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me. ??
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins…
The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine
Sometimes i just want to disappear and see if anyone world miss me…
Girls problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys problem: They hurt the ones they love.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
If a guy doesn’t get jealous when you’re with other guys, He doesn’t honestly care about you.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Girls are not toys.. You can’t just drop them when you get board.
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Tell a girl she’s beautiful she’ll believe it for a moment tell a girl she’s ugly she’ll believe it for a lifetime….
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
Girls get 90+ in computer science but doesn’t know how to format. Boys get 40 marks but become professional hacker :)
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
Facebook is like girls, once you understand them they change.
Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It’s just up to her to realize he’s the one
Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows
i love wearing your jacket, it smells just like you!
A man has two options in a relation. Either stand up and be the man she needs or sit down, so she can see the man behind you.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
Tell a girl she’s beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she’ll never forget.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Don’t be a woman that needs a man …. Be a woman a man needs.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
A boy never forgets the girl he couldn’t have. NEVER.
I may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back
Girls’ problem: They love the ones that hurt them. Boys’ problem: They hurt the ones they love.
You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
