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It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags.
Forget what hurt you, but never forget what it taught you.
It’s not too far, it just seems like it is.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of!
I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.
If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.
Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
I am probably single….because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2017.
In “Success” all depends on the second letter.
When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
The less you care, the less you’ll worry, and the happier you’ll be.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME
I drink to make other people interesting.
You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
These short and cool status messages on life is the right way to express your feelings.
A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Go where you are appreciated, not where you are tolerated.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients.
Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you.
The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
Don’t rush anything. When the time is right, it’ll happen.
The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Train your mind to see good in everything.
I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.
My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

Fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
This world is turning me evil… I guess they want to experience the hell.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.
Tomorrow is the best time to do everything you had planned today