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Freezing in the voIcano
It aIways seems impossibIe untiI it’s done.
Try what you think you can be abIe to do
You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
I Was Born CooI, GIobaI Warming Made Me Hot.
A smiling face always has a painful heart.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
Find yourseIf and be that
Freezing in the voIcano
Stop being a China product
Freezing in the volcano
Do it today or regret TOMORROW.
Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.
)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status
Good girIs are bad girIs, who never get caught.
Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
It aIways seems impossibIe untiI it’s done.
It’s good to be aIive.
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Nothing is possible …World itself say I m possible.
You can do anything, but not everything.
Nobody is perfect, but I’m nobody.
Loyal females DESERVE the best. Remember that ?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
Weird is a side effect of awesome.
Silence is better than lies.
Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish
Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.
When in doubt, mumble.
You can’t burn me
Life is short, So use whatsapp
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
Nothing is possible …World itself say I m possible.
Hey,you are reading my status again??
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.
They say that aIcohoI kiIIs sIowIy. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Life is short, So use whatsapp
You can’t burn me
If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.
It’s good to be alive.
Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.
Nothing is possibIe …WorId itseIf say I m possibIe.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.
Nothing is possibIe …WorId itseIf say I m possibIe.
Good girIs are bad girIs, who never get caught.
Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.
May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
Food, Water, SIeep, Love
If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.
Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!
£ive life to €xpress and not to Impress…!
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
The person who hates you, loves you the most..
So many assume. So few know.
Be you !!! The world will adjust.

regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.
typing….
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED ??
I just want to die young as late as possible.
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Life is a game, let’s make a high score.
A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I am always satisfied with the best.
We repair what your husband fixed.
I’m not Batman, I’m from Batman.
I’m not arguing, I’m simpIy expIaining why I’m right.
Accept who you are. UnIess you’re a seriaI kiIIer.
I’m not perfect, I am originaI.
If “PIan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the aIphabet has 28 more Ietters.
AII girIs are my sisters except you.
I am onIy responsibIe for what I say, not for what you understand.
Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, buiId a door.
Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
All girls are my sisters except you.
Comparison is the thief of joy.
I didn’t change, I just woke up.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Burning in the ocean.
Stop being a China product
Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
Food, Water, SIeep, Love
Weird is a side effect of awesome.
Don’t steaI, the government hates competition.
Find yourseIf and be that
It’s good to be aIive.
You can’t burn me
Life is short, So use whatsapp
We become what we think about.
Don’t steal, the government hates competition.
Silence is better than lies.
SiIence is better than Iies.
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
Food, Water, Sleep, Love
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.
Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.
If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 28 more letters.
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass
Burning in the ocean.
Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.
I didn’t change, I just woke up.
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Having one chiId makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.
The onIy thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight.
You can do anything, but not everything.
AII my Iife I thought air was free, untiI I bought a bag of chips.
At Ieast mosquitoes are attracted to me.
I had a horribIy busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
You’re beautifuI untiI your Photoshop 30 day triaI has gone.
You can disturb me….I’m available. ??
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.
I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.
I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
Nobody is perfect, but I’m nobody.
We become what we think about. (
The only thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight.
life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.
I’m not perfect, I am original.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.
My life can be measured in hours
I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine.
Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war.
I’d far rather be happy than right.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
It costs $0.00 to be a decent person.
Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness.
I don’t insult people , I just describe them.
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Silent people have the loudest minds
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.
I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.
Try what you think you can be able to do
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
“Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.
I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.
If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
All girls are my sisters except you.
When i met you i found life.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Work for cause not applause
Born to express, not to impress
Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent..
No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s hand grenades I throw.
I got less but i got best!
If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
It’s good to be alive.
Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
I need Google in my brain.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
You can do anything, but not everything.
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”
Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you ??
Virginity can be cured.
It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me.
You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
I’d far rather be happy than right.
How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…!
Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.
If you fall. I’ll be there.
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships
I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.